Anybody Take Calculus Anymore??

Can always count on the good ‘ol skanky ‘newsweekly’ to provide some blog fodder..

Newsweek Cover: “Will Bush Listen“

Time (aka – achmadenjad mouthpiece) Cover: “Why Bush Will Listen“

A quick calculation will reveal that, considering the amount of words commonly used in the English language, the chances that both mags having almost identical titles proves conclusively that either:

1. The editors of Time and Newsweek just decided to drop the pretense and call each other to figure out the weekly pro-lib anti-bush message; or

2. The ‘newsmags’ (and the media in general) are run by the Iran loving; pro- bin laden; kill the babies but not the whales; warped; twisted pro-twin-tower destruction ideologues.

Also as an Added Bonus I present to you the list of people who would, if they chose, win the democratic primary for president in a total and complete landslide:

1. Jane Fonda

2. Achmadejan

3. Jessy “Hymetown” Jackson

4. Hitler

5. Tom Cruise

6. Any black person or gay person (but not Condi- she is not a ‘real’ black person and not Cheney’s daughter she is not a ‘real’ gay)

7. Castro

8. Muhamad Atta

I sense the vomit coming up again…..